"Heyyy instagram! today My teacher was like 'do ur work' and i was like lmao lol omg hail nah and then I made my ex bf mad at me by shoving him to the ground. omg thats sooooo funny. that's my instagram post for the day, im so popular now so byyyy!
by xXanonymousleoXx June 27, 2022
Get the ugly high schooler kid mug.A 9 year old who is always on his iPad that probably has a bulky neon case. usually drooling while watching YouTube, playing Minecraft, or playing roblox. Continues to watch his iPad even if he is walking, eating, sleeping, etc.
they contort their bodies around couches and chairs in the most awkward of positions, not even paying attention to their surroundings.
they contort their bodies around couches and chairs in the most awkward of positions, not even paying attention to their surroundings.
“Oh my GAWD, Gavin is such an iPad kid. His parents were fighting and threw a vase that shattered right by him but he didn’t even notice since he was watching those stupid FNAF gaming videos on YouTube while eating apple slices and drooling on the couch.”
by absolut_DAWGWATRE June 28, 2022
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by Hatkid123 June 28, 2022
Get the National Band Kids Day mug.Something you don't wanna search, unless you have odd kinks, this video starts normally like a roleplay/fantasy pornographic video, until a maniac woman shoves a dildo into her partner's urethra, yes,you heard that right
If you are a man I strongly don't recommend watching it
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
If you are a man I strongly don't recommend watching it
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Tyler:"Yesterday Jane inserted a dildo into my urethra. "
John:" What the actual fuck, are you okay? "
Tyler:"After she removed the dildo I had huge aches in my prostate and my bladder, and I am urinating blood now."
John:"...Kids In A Sandbox"
John:" What the actual fuck, are you okay? "
Tyler:"After she removed the dildo I had huge aches in my prostate and my bladder, and I am urinating blood now."
John:"...Kids In A Sandbox"
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Get the Kids In A Sandbox mug.A little monsters who always annoy me everytime. They are loud, jerk, hyperactive, and disgusting. They don't know when to shut up
The worst thing if they are screaming and crying inside airplane, I can't handle it and this makes me crazy.
These little bastard are sometimes super curious, they will do everything to figure it out what they want to know and sometimes they will do dangerous things. Sometimes, some parents aren't aware of their kids and let them do everything what they want. That sucks!
They are also fucking disgusting creatures. Their snot always come out of their nose and they eat it! Ewwwww! Or they put their finger to their mouth and touch me with their hands full of fucking saliva.
The worst thing if they are screaming and crying inside airplane, I can't handle it and this makes me crazy.
These little bastard are sometimes super curious, they will do everything to figure it out what they want to know and sometimes they will do dangerous things. Sometimes, some parents aren't aware of their kids and let them do everything what they want. That sucks!
They are also fucking disgusting creatures. Their snot always come out of their nose and they eat it! Ewwwww! Or they put their finger to their mouth and touch me with their hands full of fucking saliva.
Person A: Hey, do you want to come to my house?
Me: Are your wife and your kids at home?
Person A: Yes, they always at home. My both kids are still toddlers and my wife is often overwhelmed to raise the kids. So yeah, raise a kid is so difficult!
Me: Okay, but sorry, I can't come because I'm busy today!
Person A: Okay, I understand that you don't want to meet with my kids
Me: Well, about that ...........
Me: Are your wife and your kids at home?
Person A: Yes, they always at home. My both kids are still toddlers and my wife is often overwhelmed to raise the kids. So yeah, raise a kid is so difficult!
Me: Okay, but sorry, I can't come because I'm busy today!
Person A: Okay, I understand that you don't want to meet with my kids
Me: Well, about that ...........
by nonexistentobject July 3, 2022
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