Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.

I've been to the bend yard.

by LovelyJo January 8, 2023

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023

barn yard dog

a person that is an idiot or does something very dumb.

Tom Taylor stop doing that your acting like a barn yard dog.

by amos blacklock July 31, 2023

yard house boyz

prison gang originating in chicago. they mainly sold drugs in school zones and blew huge loads. they have room temperature IQs and love to play fortnite all day in their "hot stuff" pajamas you could catch these creatures roaming around the suburbs of chicago since they really aint bout that life. in prison they mainly got butt fucked and tossed around by the bbc of the prison. they love listening to duwap kaine and shitty 2010 hits. the food they mainly live off of is ramen and anything open on the doordash app past 11pm.

yo yard house boyz where u from? spits spew out mouth. suburbs . *continues sucking*

by YouChase August 13, 2023

Yards of it

The amount of dick she wants

How much Dick has your mom had?
Yards of it.

by PVT Wolf August 21, 2023

yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers

My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off

by jbrow December 8, 2020

Yarding

The act of any activity in your yard in 2020, while drinking alcohol, due to social distancing. Y A R D
You All R Drinking

I was yarding today with my husband, raking leaves with beer in hand.

by Becky Lou Who December 13, 2020