Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017

Simon Everitt

An old man who is selfish, teaches year 6 students useless lessons that have no meaning what so ever.

student 1="who is that horrible man."
student 2="that is Simon Everitt."

by diamond miner May 8, 2018

simone and daniel

Two people that secretly love each other but just say there "friends"

person 1: Omg you guys love each other so much date already!!!!
Daniel: bro shut up were just FRIENDSSSS
Simone : yeah man just friends!
your such a simone and daniel

by oh yuuhhhh May 8, 2018

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018

simons opinion

something you don't care about, it is just shit.

Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?

by YoloMcSwagLord June 13, 2016

Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws August 16, 2016

Simon

He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very faithful. The typical fuckboy. But he's kinda intelligent and good-looking.

" he didn't realise that one girl is enough, he's such a simon"

by Ushouldnotknowmyname January 6, 2017