Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

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Shell Shock

A video game, popular in Middle School

RYAN: Let's play Shell Shock!
JEFF: I will make the map.
RYAN: Wait! Mr. Hobbs is right over there! Wait until he can not see your screen!

by viviecho October 2, 2018

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crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.

oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.

by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018

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shock parole

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.

Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

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Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life

When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.

by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024

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