Shock Rock

A rock band with antics that shock the targeted audience.

"In order for my shock rock band to succeed, I'm going to need a unibreast implant in the middle of my chest and enough Hitler mustaches to cover my entire body!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 18, 2023

Septic Shock

This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.

George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.

by RoughSable May 6, 2023

Shocked

me when i look up the word sex on urban dictionary cause i thought it might be funny:

Me: BRO WHY ARE THEY WRITING FAN FICTION!?!?!?! IM SO SHOCKED
Friend: idk

by Guest_5092 May 6, 2023

Mouth-shock

The brief sensation when you are unsure if you like a food or drink on first try.

I really like the coffee from the new place. I had mouth-shock at first but on second try it’s really good.

by Ninja camel December 12, 2023

G-Shock

A G-Schock is an ugly girl, whose far behind her competition. Good looking girls are considered APs while Rolexes are mid tier.

Z: Bro do you like that Girl? She be looking at you
M: nah I don’t like her. She a G-Shock

by MarcoTheGuy November 21, 2021

Shell-shocked

When you shit on a turtle

Man I can’t believe Shannon shell-shocked that turtle last night!

by Sangarion November 13, 2021

streamer shock

when an musician receives compensation for his/her work at .00437 per stream. especially distressing for established artists that previously made 100’s of millions of dollars for their albums.

It took me 5 years to write those songs and music and after 1 million people listened to it, the check I got left me with streamer shock.

by victimeyes October 13, 2021