Shank

From Shit + Wank, to masturbate whilst taking a shit.

I want a wank but I really need to take a shit and there isn't time for both! I know, I'll have a Shank!

by Mvfekker January 1, 2014

Shank Squad

A squad (group) of people that seek to shank (stab) other people out of anger or enjoyment.

Person 1; 'Oh my god! What happened to you?'
Person 2; 'I never paid Dan his money so I got jumped by the shank squad'

by GangstaNigga February 1, 2015

Shank hoe

A promiscuous and beautiful woman who has a penchant for shanking male conquests at the end of the night.

Billy ended up in the ER after a night with that shank hoe, he promises it was worth it.

by Mo-Daddy05 June 5, 2015

shank

Another name for a urinal.

As Armitage-Shanks is the largest urinal company in the UK, many people just call urinals 'shanks'.
This is the same sort of idea as calling all vacuum cleaners 'hoovers'.

Reading boy: "Mate, the shanks are bare dirt in there, enit?!"
Approximate translation: "Friend, the urinals are really dirty in there, did you happen to notice?!"

by ReadingMassive August 22, 2016

Baby shank

When a pregnant woman has sex

I baby shanked my wife Elissa

by Someone2121 September 17, 2016

Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.

Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?

by Rager October 21, 2015

Two Face Shank

A Slut Who Has Been Fucking Another Man While In A Relationship

Lydia Freind Sasha Was Fucking Her Freind David Without Her Boyfriend Jack Knowing

Two Face Shank: A Way Of A Women FUCKING Other Men While In A Relationship

by YourBigDaddyWillBeWaitingForU December 22, 2015