Stories like that always warm my heart because they prove that it IS the parents that are both the primary threat to their own kids AND are the problem and that there is no reason to let them use their kids as a pretense FOR ANY REASON OR ABOUT ANYTHING. Because they are worse people. They will take rights they will never use away from people in the name of their kids and then you will catch a republican senator with child porn on his computer.
Hym "What did I tell you about the Ree-lon family rape story? Did I not say? It's the parents. They drown their own kids. They fuck their own kids. They fuck YOUR kids. And then they tell you that they don't have to pay the creator of AI because of your kids! All they will ever do is pass the buck to everyone else. And that's what they are doing now. Steal. Lie. Horde. Fuck their own kids. That's it. That's all they're good for."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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Isabelle: He said went to go play overwatch with his duo or whatever
Pablo: sigh* he’s pulling a Reese
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Pablo: sigh* he’s pulling a Reese
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Call that shit the Reese’s cup.
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Before you go to the bathroom, can I interest you in a backwards reese's with this jar of Jif and/or Peter Pan?
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