prime the pipe

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.

Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.

by Dik hed July 29, 2017

Primed

When Amazon offers higher than market wages and you lose an employee to them.

Amazon primed us again, Alissa just gave her two weeks notice.

by Cal Fields October 20, 2018

Cocktimus prime

A cocktimus prime is a dildo large enough to be a love seat or, alternitavely, small chair.

"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.

by Moby small June 24, 2018

Thottimus prime

Noushie

Thottimus prime is so noushie

by ThottimusPrime July 21, 2018

Prime Swarm

Indonesian High Octane War Clan est. 2018 in the mobile game Clash of Clans.

Prime Swarm

by Dead Chief July 22, 2018

Prime Swarm

Indonesian High Octane War Clan est. 2018 in the game Clash of Clans.

Prime Swarm

by Dead Chief July 22, 2018

Prime Now

To prepare (or prime) ones body with hydration before a marathon drinking session, in quick fashion

There's a long day of drinking ahead of us. We better prime now a Gatorade!

by MSDos622 July 25, 2018