Muddy shotgun

A Muddy Shotgun is to go for a shit and then instead of wiping you would scoop the shit out of your ass and slather it on your cock. You then stroke your cock using the shit as lube as if cocking a shotgun until ready to “fire”

Ayo bro I’m gonna have a shit. May aswell go for a Muddy Shotgun while I’m at it

by FatmanOscar May 17, 2023

Muddy

Muddy is a moderator on the DEAD AHEAD community server on discord. He is infamous for being British and having his own sticker that says YOU ARE A MUDDY. He also manufactures muddy bombs (Make you stupid). The people of DACS have a habit of killing muddies.

you are a muddy

by yaintgotmeme May 21, 2023

Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis

Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"

by ADHDperson June 11, 2023

muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.

T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.

by Do it all crew March 16, 2023

Muddy Puddle

To stomp shit down a shower drain

I just done a muddy puddle in the shower

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023

The Muddy Keech

A butt-to-butt mutual prostate exam with friends.

Come over Saturday so we can do the muddy Keech. My doctor says prostate health is important for senior citizens!

by Sparkle-muffin June 6, 2024

muddy ghost

A person who thinks their lyrical abilities are way stronger than they actually are , even to the point of paranoia towards already successful musicians /rappers .

Did u hear that insane compilation of bullshit that muddy ghost Called a song !

by LyricalGanster June 8, 2024