Moist

moist is the simple classification of an oyster that had no chocolate to eat so she started searching for some and unfortunately ate lasagna. it also means moister than an oyster which means my little pony.

damn that shorty moister than an oyster

by Ivanna.B.Spanked December 7, 2021

Tongue-Moist

that feeling you get when you have the urge to lick some pussy and you can't stop staring at it you're so damn horny.

The other day this chick had the biggest cameltoe I'd ever seen and I was so Tongue-Moist the janitor gave me a mop!

by the black smith December 18, 2021

moist mullets

A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.

Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!

by Funkymonkey118 December 20, 2021

Moist Milly

An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.

My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.

by Archmageous April 14, 2022

Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body

Last night I did a sick moist mermaid

by Dan2024 March 10, 2022

moist pages

a yellow book with very moist pages and piss

"those are some nice moist pages you got there"

by moistpages March 16, 2022

moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)

damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.

by Mic August 5, 2004