lot shotty

Short for “parking lot shorty”

A female companion who has been left in the passenger seat of her man’s car while he shops. Common sight at Walmart, liquor stores and other low class retailers

Common lot shotty activities include playing candy crush, adjusting their makeup and yelling “I have a boyfriend” and passing men

Went to Walmart today and the parking lot was full of obese lot shotty’s

Some lot shotty yelled at my for checking her out

by Handy Dan May 5, 2024

Parking lotted

Where your spinning in circles. Starring at each other backs... wondering where u parked the car.. hoping the bags don't rip open lol and groceries don't spill....dude what does mine say?

Dude that mf so baked, he can't find his car... straight parking lotted

by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 21, 2024

talking a lot

rude way to tell someone they're talking too much, unlike talking bares which is more of a jokey manner.

Ash: *talks too much*
Koko: 'Icl bro ur pissing me off now you're talking a lot'

by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024

I got a lot of cheese award

The award that Kanye is given for his contribution to the non Gangsta hip hop and his controversial statements....

person 1 :they'd rather give me the nigga please award
Person 2 : But i'll just take the I got a lot of cheese award
Person 3: Everything I am
Person 2: Shut Up Cause' it all falls down.

by (cheesecake)!! March 12, 2024

Sir Text-A-Lot

A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.

Hey, Sir Text-A-Lot, it’s your turn at the pool table, everyone is waiting.

by Inkzall March 22, 2024

Little lot a bit

A way to say a medium amount of something. Was birthed when a little boy wanted "a little lot a bit" of ketchup.

Mom: how much dressing do you want on your salad?
Child: a little lot a bit.

by SasukiYaoyorozu July 9, 2021

Lot iguana

Bow-legged, skin picked, parking lot cheap prostitute. Tends to give oral pleasure for items and weed. Will have sex for dr*gs or money.

She is working downtown tonight, as she is a lot iguana.

by seiboncivic February 15, 2026