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Simple Logic

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Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me
by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
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Logic

When Tyler Williams sucks a bunch of cocks and gargles down the jizz.
Look at that homo Tyler explaining his logic...
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logical bullshit

When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
by Jekr June 12, 2019
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person 1: Wtf Simple logic stop it
Simple logic: *mean words*

*five mins later as soon as simple logic goes away*

tingles: Omg guys what happened?!
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Ill-logic

Bad logic used to subvert an argument.
Not only was his argument illogical, it contained just deliberate lies, but his ill-logic was noticed by all.
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bos logic

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army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”
Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.
by WidowMaker211 April 1, 2018
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