pond lad

a Pond Lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but pond-themed and way cooler. If you catch some fish for him, he will give you a magic Pond Boon. He is on very good terms with the local newts and may or may not be an exhibitionist

Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad

by k'rk November 21, 2023

Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.

Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?

by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023

ag lad

A guy that studies agriculture in uni. Usually fit, will leave you on read for months but text 'u up?' at 2am, rarely make appearances in class, is more committed to his tractor than you, and there seems to be tomfoolery that follows him where ever he goes...

"Oi! What's that lad doing? Did he down thirteen pints and is now swinging a road cone at a gardi?"
"Ah here he's an ag lad, didn't you know?"

by ucdconfess November 29, 2022

Lad time

A tug before bed, hoping it will make him tired and put him to sleep

“I’m just going for some lad time I’ll see you in the morning”

by Wil e wacker January 3, 2022

lad talk

something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more

Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t

Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*

by dandans January 17, 2022

Amaaazan lad

It’s just amaaaazan lad innit

“How was ur day?”
Answer:”it was amaaazan lad”

by Ahem/5?:4 September 22, 2022

Lads Holiday

When a group of friends go abroad and get pissed every night, causing mayhem.

Yeah we are going on a lads holiday to magaloof

by Pip4lyfe October 13, 2022