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Jared Tindall

When one turd sucks on another turd for survival in a manner that reflects two turds French kissing.
The current state of the GOP resembles a Jared Tindall.
by GGG Fantasy Football October 22, 2022
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Jared

Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!
Ugh Jared, no I don’t want you to finger me in the Jasons deli parking lot!
by pineappleexpress333 October 23, 2022
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Jared

Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.
El caca: Hey, look! It's Jared!
Walter: Look it's a homosexual!
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022
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Jared

Jared, the nephew of el caca.
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
Walter: JARED I WANT MY COFFEE
jared: here you go.
Walter:JARED YOU DUMB FUCK YOU MESSED UP BADLY
by Le chat sexy October 24, 2022
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Jared

A short male that stinks of b.o (body Oder) and has a nasty hair cut and can’t pull bothers so he preys on little girl
Jared: Bro I can suck my own dick

Person 2: wtf ur weird
by Donkeydickjr December 27, 2021
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A guy who pees on something to make art.
“Is that Jared? What did he draw this time?”
by Cheeeztordee December 29, 2021
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Mayonnaise jaring

The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.
Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?

Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!
by chumpaIumpa March 21, 2022
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