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Sausage Fest

When there are no girls in sight, you're part of one big cock fight and beer pong is the time of your life.

40 dudes and 5 girls crammed in an apartment at a tech school party.
Ty's the coolest guy at the party people gather around him,
as he is bragging about the nicotine content in his e-cig
he combs the party like his Pompadour, you know that makes him look real frat
it seems like pussy's what he came here for, but you know there aint none of that
cause we're at a Sausage Fest

- Taken from "Sausage Fest" by the band "Sup?"
by Tombruh June 29, 2016
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Sausage Fest

Party or gathering that the percentage of males present at party exceeds 90%. This statement is usually uttered by dudes at said party or gathering in total and absolute disappointment at the lack of females present. Also, as a side note there is no such thing as a party or gathering initiated by a male that has a female percentage of 60% or above.
"There is like 2 hot chicks here with "their f****** boyfriend's" and 2 lame chicks. Let's just go to a f****** strip club, f*** this Sausage fest!"
by Veloxcor21 May 16, 2016
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Indian Curry Fest

This fest is when multiple Indian boys come to a singular location with handfuls of curry. they then proceed to shove it in the ass of other Indian boys or fathers. they then proceed to fart it out in the mouth of the original boys.
Oh wow Patel I cant believe you participated in an Indian Curry Fest
by Micheal Cummings January 31, 2018
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Fest

The act of multiple people playing Xbox at one house on different consoles, usually in the same room.
"Hey chris, you coming to the fest at Williams house on Saturday"
by Beastsavage January 29, 2017
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Crab Fest Moment

A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster
Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.
by Sketchymunk December 2, 2020
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Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.
by The man bro December 5, 2020
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panic fest

a Panic! at the Disco concert

Other meanings:
Several depressed teens having panic attacks in the same room
A panic attack at a P!ATD concert.
"We're going to Panic! Fest this weekend, you coming?"

The room was a complete and utter panic fest.

I had lost my friends; It was a Panic fest.
by sangwoos ur ankles cutely November 10, 2020
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