ummm.... can you say longest shlong in the entire fucking world, penetrating my tight pussy. you will never meet a man who is as kind, loving, sporty, and hard as clark. Once me and him were at the doctor, and i noticed he had a boner, so we went to the bathroom and he fucked me SO HARD!!!!!! you would be lucky if you ever met/fucked a clark.
me: HOLY SHIT CLARK PUT IT IN ME!!!!! HARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDEEEEEERRRRRRRRi;wuagyy lasnudbkays ifg YUJHGCBADYFHAMDV
by elijah_da_footgod February 15, 2022
Get the clark mug.A Discord troll who has a really weird sense of humour, but a good guy. At first he will seem quiet but once you get to know him you'll be surprised. A short guy who always calls people "kids" and claims to be older than them. In reality, he just wants some real, genuine friends who have a similar sense of humour and have his back. If you see a Zaden Clarke, tell him you want to be his friend.
Zaden Clarke: Does anyone want to be my friend :(
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!
by anonymous February 27, 2022
Get the Zaden Clarke mug.A hot piece of ass. This man revolutionizes twitter with tummy Tuesdays. He is the sexiest man to join society.
by Alex200019 March 4, 2022
Get the Boris Clark mug."Femboy Friday", "Tummy Tuesdays" or "Subslut Sundays" Boris Clark does it all, transforming the Twitter space with his short-form content and artistic snapshots.
Chad 1: Did you hear Boris Clark made a new post?
Chad 2: Oh sick, Throatfuck Thursdays are coming back baby!
Chad 2: Oh sick, Throatfuck Thursdays are coming back baby!
by Ludix March 4, 2022
Get the Boris Clark mug.My friend said he was doing so much to help me
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger
Man that sounds like a fake friend...
"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"
"That sounds kinda like a fake friend"
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger
Man that sounds like a fake friend...
"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"
"That sounds kinda like a fake friend"
by TheRecconingofyourmotives. August 8, 2021
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Get the Jack Clark mug.Aliyah Clarke. The most beautiful girl ever! Everyone at school likes her, except the bitches that thinks they are cooler than her. So many is obsessed with her and wishes that they were her best friend! She is tall and has mostly brown hair. Afro and nice lips! Long eyelashes and sooo beautiful! She has SO many friends but she has some closer friends, that she keeps there forever!
Girl: Omg! Aliyah Clarke is sooo pretty! I wish I was her bestfriend!!!
Aliyah’s bestfriend: Hehe! I’m so lucky!
Aliyah: Hey guys!
Every other boy or girl: omg!!! It’s Aliyah! Get ready!! She is so pretty
Aliyah’s bestfriend: Hehe! I’m so lucky!
Aliyah: Hey guys!
Every other boy or girl: omg!!! It’s Aliyah! Get ready!! She is so pretty
by Erin Cadden June 19, 2021
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