August 5

August 5th is the worldwide “send money to your friends day”

They will expect money from you

Person 1: I need money
Person 2: just ask your friends, it’s August 5

by Shit it is the cool guy August 4, 2019

august 51

when the area 51 raid actually happened, commonly mistakened by September 20

on august 51 we go, they cant stop us all

by patcat November 5, 2019

august 13

arleths birthday 😜😜😜

arleth : why didn’t you tell me happy birthday 🙄
them: sorry it’s august 13 right

by c00chie destroyer November 17, 2020

august 28

the day that all the best people are born. also national popeyes day

person1: how come Shania Twain is so awesome and successful

person2: she was born on august 28th

by shiannelove2008 November 24, 2020

August 14th

Epic Person Day.
Only very epic people are born on this day. If you are born on August 14th you are a certified epic person and deserve to be recognised as an epic person.

Person 1: “yo, were your bro on August 14th?”
Person 2:”yeah, I was”
Person 1:”that means you are a verified epic person”

by AnEpicPicklePerson April 20, 2021

August 7

As you know August 7 is National Post Your Favorite Ex Day!

August 7 is the day you post your favorite ex.

by CaribbeanGyalis August 1, 2023

No Pee August

Not allowed to piss during August

"You wanker you bloody lost it mate, how did you fail No Pee August"
"He got kidney failure participating in No Pee August"

by Blackman267231 August 2, 2023