yard apron

When you get a pearl necklace in the front yard

Debbie can over for a patio drink, I went to flip the patty’s and I gave her a good old yard apron!

by Norman Pronger February 16, 2023

1 Yard Stare

Similar to the 1,000 yead stare, but for someone who doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes. Commonly applies to ipad kids who suffer from skibidi toilet syndrome.

Look at that kid sing skibidi toilet, they have a 1 yard stare, there's not a single thought behind those eyes.

by mustache666 October 12, 2023

Ten yard cock licker

A slut cheerleader that has put her mouth on ten yards of cock.

Hey did you hear about Tiffany?
No, what about her?
She was caught having an orgy with the whole football team!
wow, what a ten yard cock licker.

by SomeItalian November 9, 2023

Thousand Yard Stare

To stare blankly while in deep thought, usually after a traumatic event.

When I reminded my friend of the car crash, his face had a thousand yard stare.

by PausedDuck November 20, 2023

yard cranker

A firefighter or volley, who would rather play in the yard and watch as a home burns then go inside.

As the firefighters mad entry to the burning home the yard Crankerr’s stood and watched

by Standard mike January 22, 2024

KY yard sale

A KY yard sale is the burning of your other half’s items after a traumatic breakup, ie….cheating and the like. Similar to throwing out the window to destroy items.

Damn, did you see the KY yard sale after Denise caught Dwight cheating on her.

Bro, it was the talk of the neighborhood for weeks.

Yep, see you Dwight and damn.

by No Slacker December 26, 2022

Spring Yard Zone

The third zone in Sonic the Hedgehog 1. This zone is known for its banger ass music and the springs obviously.

Damn Marble zone was mad slow welp time to play some spring yard zone

by HyperFaker December 29, 2022