George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025

Washington Hellfire

Eat three Taco Bell burritos loaded with Diablo sauce from three different states, then eat two spicy Mchickens and a whole bag of hot Cheetos. Go to a sleeping friend and poop all of that into there mouth and then they will proceed to throw up all of that back at you asshole.

Yo man I gave my boy a crazy Washington Hellfire last night, it was hilarious!

by Jimmy0517 June 4, 2025

Washington Salute

When two males insert a lit sparkler into the tip of their penis during the Fourth of July.

To celebrate this year, my buddy and I performed the Washington Salute

by Nikki nuggets April 12, 2024

Washington

A curly headed light skin who’s a loner with a lot of empathy and compassion who seeks the best in people a goof ball but very serious at times has a Big Meat and also has pronouns like pen/is can also identify as a heterosexual Twink or and a Apache helicopter with a whopping 3 centimeter defeater aka 3ich punisher spends most of his time criticizing everyone for no reason because of his Huge ego he developed while in toxic gaming chats in competitive game moods during Covid19 lockdown overall if your in love With a person they are not a keeper

Washington deserves all the dollar build because his entitled

by Ilovewoman:)) November 21, 2021

Washington

A curly headed light skin who’s a loner with a lot of empathy and compassion who seeks the best in people a goof ball but very serious at times has a Big Meat and also has pronouns like pen/is can also identify as a heterosexual Twink or and a Apache helicopter with a whopping 3 centimeter defeater aka 3ich punisher spends most of his time criticizing everyone for no reason because of his Huge ego he developed while in toxic gaming chats in competitive game modes during Covid19 lockdown overall if your in love With a person with this name Your screwed there jealous and weird

Washington is entitled to everyone’s dollar bills

by Ilovewoman:)) November 21, 2021

George Washington

The father of our country, America, 1st president of the U.S.A.

Guy 1: "Whaddya think of George Washington?"

Guy 2: "Dude, he's the father of our nation, he literally gave us freedom. What do you think my opinion is?"

by Dumb_American March 18, 2024

Washington Sleeper

The act of having diarrhea on somebodies pillow without them knowing.

After she dumped me, her ugly ass gave me a Washington Sleeper.

by FatWeiner January 25, 2026