un-funny

a made up word used by an annoying swimmer when he feels insulted by someone claiming swimming isn’t a sport.

“You’re so un-funny Eli” said the annoying swimmer

by souuup September 30, 2019

Kim Jong-Un

my bts bias.

omg who’s your bts bias? kim jong-un

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

un-retractable foreskin

The event of which your foreskin is permanently stuck in the position where it cannot be pulled down.

Ben: yo Gemma I can't pull down my foreskin I think there is some smegma in there.
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it

un-retractable foreskin

by smegyeet August 24, 2019

The Kim Jong Un

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.

Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout

by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018

un peu occupado

quite busy

I know you were un peu occupado back there getting bang-healed and everything

by smile.rossie April 11, 2017

Un perse

Spanish for "A rash".

I had Un Perse on my dick. It was 100% herpes.

by Autotuned Rainbow Cat May 3, 2017

The Kim Jong Un

A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.

I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un

by Juche Life June 5, 2017