Turkish Blanket

When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.

Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there

by Randy Neil November 21, 2024

Turkish garlic knot

When you are cuddling with the boys and you all tie your dicks into a knot. You then use garlic oil as lubricant to undo the knot.

Me and the gang were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.

by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024

Turkish garlic knot

When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.

Me and the boys were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.

by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024

Turkish Dinner Dish

A term used during preparation for the Thanksgiving Holliday in which one’ marinates the shaft of their penis in a mixture of dressing and seasoning overnight in a plastic bag. The penis is then removed from the formula the following morning during fixation of the Turkey. The penis then enters the hole of the turkey and thrusting takes place over and over until climax is completed. Next the penis shall drag all across the top of the turkey to removed excess sauces from the spermal marination combo.

Family Friend: Wow! This turkey tastes amazing! What is the secret ingredient?
Me: I tried a completely new method this year when prepping the turkey. I incorporated the Turkish Dinner Dish!
Family Friend: Amazing!!! I thought the turkey tasted extra salty.

by ProudGateKeeper December 8, 2024

Turkish Rape Skills

The ability and method, derived from Turkey, to rape someone or something.

“Hey man, have you been practicing your Turkish Rape Skills?”

by CheeksLegion December 21, 2024

Belarusian Turkish Breakfast

A type breakfast you have when you start your first meal with a kiss from a most beautiful Belarusian princess and then you have intimacy(several times, different positions) before eating real food. The Turkish part of this is having all kinds of sexual things like a Turkish Breakfast with all the different dishes.

I had the best ''Belarusian Turkish Breakfast'' in Istanbul.

by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025

Turkish Loop

Turkish Loop is a feeling that you are having sex everyday in a passive position but you are single and you stay home and you do not talk to anyone. You are in a position that you can not understand and start thinking about it during nights and you fall asleep. It happens every morning.

-I am in a ''Turkish Loop'' at where I work.

by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025