When you get a hand job by a methed out crackhead behind Casa Diablo for the price of 32 aluminum cans and pounder of Steel Reserve.
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"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."
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Carlos and Jose are competing in the san juan tug of war for the affection of a new Señorita in the workplace, they winner will win the love of their new interest
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