Tristan

A cool dude, who loves dank ass memes + wanking his willy. He is also an aggressive gambler who bottom feeds from all his piers. not insecure about anything except his tendency to bottom feed.

Tristan is a gambling shit bag

by hwhwhwhwhwhwhw March 19, 2023

Tristan

The kind of person that you feel safe with. He is the perfect man and is someone who is admired by others. He is caring, loving and protective of who he loves. He is someone you want on your side and someone you never want to lose. His presence is so graceful. He is someone who you should always cherish because losing him is the dumbest thing one can do.

Person 1: did you see her blushing when texting someone?
Person2: yes! She mentioned someone very special to her. She said he is everything she has ever wanted!
Person3: oh yes that’s tristan!!

by Eflores07 March 28, 2023

Tristan

A Napoleonic person who loves having sex with dolphins. He is also sometimes a tree.

I met a Tristan last week, he loved young bottlenose dolphins.

by Atlantis5523 June 2, 2024

Tristan

Someone who has a long ass neck

Wow did you see Tristan today, his neck is really long

by Lankyjoker June 7, 2024

Tristan

My bestie's crush, i don't like him. Don't ask why I just don't. End of definition.
*(no offense to the Tristan lovers)

My bestie:OMG LOOK IT'S TRISTAN!!
Me: :'/
Why must you appear Tristan why????
*no offense to the Tristan lovers

by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024

The tristan nipple

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.

My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!

by Steeevee April 9, 2025

Tristaning

Blasting Over excessive TikTok on any form of call.

Shane! Stop Tristaning it before I am annoyed!

by aefqwfq April 27, 2025