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School is

Seven
Curl
Hours
Of

Our
Lives
Rip if in school
by Rayzor2424 January 22, 2020
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School is where dreams end.
by FrickSchool January 26, 2020
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S-Six
C-Cruel
H-Hours
O-Of
O-Our
L-Lives wasted on unknown knowledge.
:(
Example of the stupidity of teachers in schools these days

Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature who can live on land as well as water?
Student: Frog
Teacher: Good. But give me another example, please
Student: Another Frog..!
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Hell on Earth: there is a disgusting mess of a human that is probably over the age of 90 controlling this despicable place. You are forced into physical labour by calculating how many oranges Sam has. You get boulders thrown at you and you are supposed so dodge them, only you'll get purposely hit in the face by them because your teacher wants you dead. Also, any room you enter is controlled by this nasty girl called HIV and her army of paedophile drama teachers.
Bob: School is so gross I actually can't believe it.
Gertrude: I know right, I hate it.
by soap suds in my soda March 14, 2020
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School is technically the reincarnation of Hell and is a place where kids waste seven hours of shit and other stuff, and the school is technically fucking prison, and school isn't even necessary until shitty college! Fuck school.
School is shit. But homework is worse.
by artboy22 July 18, 2020
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A complete waste of time.

A system for education that still uses methods from the Industrial Revolution to make hard-working, mindless, apparatchiks (People with no independent thoughts). Teaches information that at least 80% of them will never be used. Stays in the past and tortures students by making them work harder than an adult who works part-time, by spending their mornings for no practical reason and giving them more work for the afternoon so they get ready for the next, boring day.

The old people who rule schools think in the past and are afraid of computers. They don't really allow fun, they want every student to be successful in selected subjects that won't help them with life and are okay with seeing people lose the best years of their life. The teachers, on the other hand, some of them hope for a better future and do nothing to change it, others are proud of leading youngsters to nowhere, and other exceptions like to help students have fun and enjoy life while learning the useless preset things they were assigned to teach.

School also doesn't help children find their passion. In fact, as the school was made almost 300 years ago, without really wanting to do so, prevents them from being original and doing what they love. As school wants us to remember what useless thing we should have learned during the morning, it prevents us from doing freely what makes them happy and calm.
School won't really help you. Trust me.
by Grammar's Synonym Roll July 21, 2020
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A living hellhole in which you are giving up your childhood and going to Federal Prison . Trust me it sucks
Mom: Hey honey how was school?
Yohan: Terrible!!!
by Emily Elizabeth 14 June 19, 2020
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