Alice Springs fire fighter

When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.

It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?

Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

Alice Bridge

Often amazing at everything she does.Never had a problem with school.Always being caught rizzing up fine shyts.She is the most charismatic and charming person out there.In conclusion honestly just an overall goat.Also just the most athletic person in hazelton.

Alice bridge is a goat

by goat 111 May 28, 2025

alice skin pipe line

shit in a condom and freeze it and hit someone

i just alice skin pipelined my teacher

alice skin pipe line - shiti n a condom and freeze it

by anonymous April 10, 2024

ALICE

Asset-Limited, Income-Constrained, and Employed (Childless Adults)

Without dependents, many ALICEs have a harder time accessing tax credits and government assistance.

by Still Learning at 62 May 14, 2024

Alice highschool

Crack and the cartels are the only things this place is known for. If You thought Aransas pass was bad wait until you walk in on an illegal banging your wife for a green car. This is the only place where the hookers are cheaper then the McDonald's dollar menu.

I once got a cheap blowjob in Alice highschool... bitch used fucking teeth.

by Gayanalsex March 27, 2024

Alice

Alice is a super stupid person which she doesn’t know how to spell a lot of words
She is also very hilarious
She always laugh laugh and laugh at something which is not funny at all😀
She is so crazy that she always do things that doesn’t makes sense
So this guy is really silly

When we are playing the game…
Alice : ba ba we we wou wou bou bou
Karttanny: what?!
Alice : hahaahahaha
Karttanny:what are you doing

Alice: hahahahahhahaha

by Kartt February 15, 2022

Mary Alice Lou

Mary Alice Lou if you have one in your life be lucky their supper rare, there kind a bad ass, and funny and shy. Mary Alice Lou may get made fun of for her name, but she is so sweet she as big lips and big eyes. Just beautiful all the guys would want her she is an awesome friend and has a heart of gold. she is super Chessy and loves hugs if you're her boyfriend and she doesn't try to kiss you it's because she really likes you she is so cute too . she is hurt so much but keeps it to herself if you want to know her worry's just let her have some time with you. Marry loves when you listen to her vent. she puts friends and family first, if you have a MARY ALICE LOU well your lucky. All Genders like MAry Alice Lou. She stands for whatever she knows is right, Alice will date you even if your the same gender and is most likely Bi.

Boy: WOW Mary Alice Lou is so cute

Girl: I know Ima go kiss her

Boy; WHA!

KISSES MAry Alice LOu

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Girl: and that kid is how I met your mom

by Rosey Parks February 18, 2022