national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.
“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”
by petitebunni January 1, 2023
Get the National Bonnie speaks facts day mug.A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
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Get the Do you speak London mug.A structured ass nigga with no need to speak aloud about his accomplishments.
Some examples of bosses don’t
1. You see a guy talking to the girl you smash. You don’t need to speak up because bosses don’t🤫, you know what you’re coming home to
2. You see a goofy nigga flexing 3k cash but you don’t have to make him feel like a fool cause you got big cash in the bank.
Disclosure:
Bosses don’t speak, but they do teach.
Let’s say you’re friends with a nigga who gets no bitches. Coach my guy how to get bitches. That way , the whole team eats.
Some examples of bosses don’t
1. You see a guy talking to the girl you smash. You don’t need to speak up because bosses don’t🤫, you know what you’re coming home to
2. You see a goofy nigga flexing 3k cash but you don’t have to make him feel like a fool cause you got big cash in the bank.
Disclosure:
Bosses don’t speak, but they do teach.
Let’s say you’re friends with a nigga who gets no bitches. Coach my guy how to get bitches. That way , the whole team eats.
Damn that nigga low key with it👀 bosses don’t🤫
Damn that nigga got mad bitches on his dick, bosses don’t speak
Damn that nigga got mad bitches on his dick, bosses don’t speak
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Get the Speak cornbread mug.Literary genre. Characterized by heated arguments occurring between people. Strictly non-violent. Objects may be damaged, but the oral combatants do not directly physically injure each other on purpose under any circumstances. The arguments are the defining characteristic of this genre. It is called Speak.
"Ping Wins invented the litereary genre known as Speak, in which the arguments between different parties are the centerpiece of the literature, in the same way that sex is the feature of erotica, or battles are the feature of the action genre."
~Ping Wins January 6, 2020
~Ping Wins January 6, 2020
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Talking your native lingo. It may be understood by hometown homies, but to most it will sound like mumbo jumbo
Talking your native lingo. It may be understood by hometown homies, but to most it will sound like mumbo jumbo
Cow: You mumble a lot
Zebra: Nah I just speak in tongues.
Cow: What the hell does that mean.?
Zebra: My brain got bypassed
Zebra: Nah I just speak in tongues.
Cow: What the hell does that mean.?
Zebra: My brain got bypassed
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