Screw

Screw can mean screwing a bitch with a big dick or you screwed something up like you messed up your math homework

I screwed my bitch last night or shit I peed on my math exam

by I lick 👅 12 inch cocks November 3, 2019

Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 5, 2019

Screw Associate

A polite and kindful way of saying that somebody is a f*** buddy.

Kimberly and Jonathan were friends with benefits AKA screw associates during work hours

by Vikkie Bargo December 6, 2020

Screw the Urban Dictionary

An expression of dislike for sites that hate people who voted for President Trump.

"All the anti-Trump media are controlled by the same 6 worldwide corporations. Screw the Urban Dictionary, they're obviously controlled by them too."

by maranathasoon December 8, 2020

Screw

1. In trouble
2. Sex

Oh my god, I'm out past curfew! I'm so screwed when I get home!

Me and my girlfriend screwed last week.

by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 3, 2020

Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .

by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021

glued and screwed

In a bad situation

"If you date her you will get glued and screwed."

by maffison Herman March 9, 2021