Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

by Salmonellq April 26, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is another word for love

I shrek you

by I play tennis with your balls November 18, 2020

Shrek

A really sexy man

"Bro Shrek is packin 15 inches!"
"I know right, He's so sexy and hot!

by Trump2020_4moreyears November 18, 2020

Shrek

My love
My god
My lord
My life

Shrek is love, Shrek is life <3

me: Shrek
you: Yes

by UwU slander November 19, 2020

shrek

sour green grape that is hot AF!!!

shrek is hot

by moxiOwO November 25, 2020

shrek

a old sexy ogre that is sexy asf

girl: eeewww ur a shrek
man: oh gaaawddaamm come here shrek

by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020

shrek

shrek is a sexy as a mthrfckr that is sexy

man: come here shrek u sexy asf
girl: eeewww ur gay
man: only for shrek

by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020