Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.

She has a flat screen tv.

by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021

grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

Screen Sniper

Someone who stares at you and then decides to start shooting once you make eye contact in any PvP shooter.

I think that guy was looking at me for 30 seconds, what a screen sniper!

by ChillBroEntertainment April 21, 2021

Death Screen Irl

When you die you see this before choosing a new player

dang, I just got my death screen irl, oh... hi grandpa

by I_Eat_loads_of_Paint April 28, 2021

screen shark

Looking at another player's area of the TV during a local split-screen game and using it to your advantage. This tactic is most commonly used while playing deathmatch/arena shooters.

Knowing exactly where your opponent is, based on their surroundings, gives the sharking player an overwhelming advantage.

"I move too much dude. You made a beeline straight to my location, quit screen sharking me!"

by ghjhg4 August 7, 2022

mute your screen

To turn off your screen, commonly used as an instruction from trolls.

"You're so bad at the game, just mute your screen."

by TenBaylor June 7, 2022