Poor Bob

When you shit on someone tile floor then active the Roomba.

I snuck into Johnnys house and gave him a Poor Bob that he’d never forget.

by Funkyfur October 8, 2022

Poor Man’s Buffalo Wings

Probably the most criminally underrated thing to get at The Mac Shack, if not one of the greatest foods of all time. Order a 10-piece McNugget and add a few pumps of the same Spicy Pepper Sauce which is used on the Spicy Crispy Chicken sandwich, close the box and shake it until all of the nuggets are covered in sauce, and then proceed to indulge yourself. Legend has it that this delicious dish originated at the McDonald’s on 24th Street in East St. Louis, Illinois.

X: I’m going to McD’s, you want anything?
Y: Yeah, I’ll have the Poor Man’s Buffalo Wings with a large Sprite.
X: What are you talking about? They don’t HAVE buffalo wings.
Y: Then ask for Mcnuggets with Spicy Pepper sauce. Just try it, you won’t be dissapointed. Trust me.

by GngstrToad January 7, 2022

poor water discipline

The inability to handle (either type of) water when encountering something exciting. Keep it up and you're likely to have your water reclaimed by the tribe.

Early 80's David Lee Roth gives me poor water discipline.

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Poored Out

When you have money to spend, but prefer not to, you do things in a poor method.

Him: Why get Ramen Noodles for dinner when you can afford the ribeye steak?

Me: Can't sleep on the Ramen Noodles bro. Livin Poored Out.

by nick brown May 26, 2022

poor puffin

Poor muffin plus poor princess

I had such a long day no one is giving me sympathy hence poor puffin

by Irish Dave tirty tree & a turd June 3, 2022

Poor mark

When you have a really shit football team, called Manchester United and every time they lose your friends comment "poor mark"

Ha ha knocked out of another cup!! "Poor mark"

by Hottub1974 March 16, 2022

emotional support poor

A poor person in a movie about rich people who only exists to teach the wealth-scarred protagonist(s) how to feel or act like humans

“Sam has such a loving family and he’s got his act together. It’s almost like he’s the rich guy instead of Derrick”

“Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”

by Sapphic_Santana March 20, 2022