Penny Press

A penny press is someone who always has to chime in and say some half-fact nonsense. They try to act smart and seem like they know stuff but, the “stuff” is worthless like a penny. Think of one of those penny machines where you put two in and one squashed penny comes out.

“She’s just a penny press, always putting in her two cents and not contributing to the conversation”
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”

by BluePug May 27, 2022

Pennies in the Toes

When a freaky bitch makes you suck her toes until the toe-hickeys created a copper/blood taste in your mouth

Jay T: What's happened at the clients house today?
Jay B: This nasty housewife surprised me with some mid-day Pennies in the Toes
Jay T: need a breath mint?
Jay B: Nah I like it

by ServiceDaddyDaughterDuo December 10, 2021

Penny Chavez

Penny Chavez. A person who is always on crack very crazy. She can be a very chaotic person but everyone still loves her. Penny is the real icon.

Penny Chavez why are your eye red?

by carolthmenace December 15, 2021

Penny

A penny (an extreme thot) is a person who is passed are around and dirty and no one values them. In comparison to an actual penny the least valuable coin and which is always traveling through peoples hands so pennies are often filthy, and no one cares to gain or lose one.

I think that guy is cute but he’s such a penny

by Jake is me … April 5, 2022

Penny catcher

When someone bends over and you see the little slit of the top of their butt crack, named after its perfect size to fit a coin

"oi oi I just caught a glimpse of your penny catcher"

by JJB1234 April 10, 2022

Penny Age

Penny Age is a noun that means one year old.

Noun- Penny Age
Adj. - Penny

He won't start walking until he reaches penny Age.

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022