Crack Pat

Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items

People do go missing, right after meeting with him

Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell

The kid- what is it

Crack Pat- A game disk

The Kid - O cool thx

1 day later- A child is missing

by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022

Pat The P

A character that has a lot of personality and god-like powers.

“Hey guys, I seen Pat The P do a football kick!”

by Pat The October 15, 2022

Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out

So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right

by Certified concoction January 21, 2022

pat

pat means pop a tit

hey sarah, can you pat for me?

by sck cnt January 22, 2022

Ecuadorian Pat Smear

When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.

Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.

by Scotty Nice May 18, 2022

Pat Sadler

A guy so dank, his dankness is so unfathomable it stanks up a room

Damn, did you see that dude at the 360 concert, straight up Pat Sadler!

by jmav2802 March 31, 2022

pat

it is the act of patting someone or something on the head. mostly because they are a smol bean.

smol doggo: woof
me: wow what a smol bean. I pat
smol doggo: *receives pat*

by Forehead of security April 10, 2022