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NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.
"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."
by BallSniffa May 25, 2023
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Netflixed

When something that is essentially good but gets ruined, like an, object, a character that in the book/game/cannon that netflix took it from gets ruined
Why is the viking black?
They netflixed him.

Why does X doesn't look like the book version at all?

They netflixed him
by StepbroStalin May 28, 2023
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Netflixed something

When something looks or behave in one way according to the original plot/story/book/history or game they come from but when Netflix reached them they totally ruined their character/look , and essentially all
Ex in witcher(most recent i have seen)
My gf: Have u seen her
Me: Who
Her: Ciri
Me: That girl. is CIRI?
Her: Yes
Me: WHO TF IS SHE AND WHERE IS CIRI

Basically they netflixed her

Ex2 in vikings or other history related books when they also netflixed something

In vikings valhalla queen of Kattegat is black, i mean no offense , BUT THIS IS HISTORY RELATED FFS, and we all know that Black Ppl were not seen quite good longer ago neither good positions
by StepbroStalin May 28, 2023
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Netflix and Chill

Verb
Origin: Unknown
Pronunciation: Netfleex and Cheek
The action of Fucking With Netflix in the background
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Netflix

Just use anything else than Netflix. I mean look at Tall Girl.
I fucking hate Netflix. Its too overrated.
by JayYayIdiot January 26, 2023
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Netflix Hell

Netflix hell is when a successful show blows up in popularity, but Netflix refuses to renew the show for another season, and blocks the show from leaving the platform.

Examples of shows Netflix cancelled:

Daredevil, Punisher, inside job

As a series was preparing for another season Netflix has been quoted saying “We are tremendously proud of the show’s last and final season and although it’s painful for the fans, we feel it best to close this chapter on a high note" Abruptly deciding that they know best. that the prior season is now the last. Cutting funding to everyone involved and abruptly ending the show.
I hate that Inside job is in Netflix Hell. The team wants to continue working on it, but Netflix suddenly decided it has ended.
by ImPsyda February 16, 2023
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