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muddy ghost

A person who thinks their lyrical abilities are way stronger than they actually are , even to the point of paranoia towards already successful musicians /rappers .
Did u hear that insane compilation of bullshit that muddy ghost Called a song !
by LyricalGanster June 8, 2024
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Muddy Neck

when you are performing anal sex with your significant other and get shit dick and they proceed to give you oral sex directly after
Hey Babe, tryna give me some muddy neck later?
by shermanator615 July 3, 2024
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Muddy Sword

When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.
“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”
by pDawg aye July 30, 2024
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muddy teapot

When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.
Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”

Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?

Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.

Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.

Woman A: *grins*
by CountOlaf69 August 16, 2024
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Muddy

Term used to refer to a liberal left leaning, makes no common sense person.
Why you so muddy!
Stop being muddy!
by Wildonetn April 29, 2025
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muddy starfish

Did you do anal with Alexa?

Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock
by NOTashitrider April 9, 2023
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Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.
Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.
by Muddillo April 22, 2023
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