Top Mount

Where you get your sexual partner on their hands and knees and straddle them from behind, then proceed to place your right hand on the left breast and your left hand on the breast.

bro- how did your date go last night?
Bro- it went well, We went back to my place and i got that bitch in TOP MOUNT

by C-Raig69 June 1, 2024

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mounting in solitude

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.

Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”

by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024

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I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

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mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

by Megilv June 17, 2024

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Mount Stromboli

Some active volcanic island in Italy that people built a town on for some reason.

Person 1: Why he being a Stromboli?
Person 2: What you talk about?
Person 1: He is putting his "valuables" right next to the hazard zone, just like David Cameron with the dead pig's mouth.
Person 3: Mount Stromboli!!!111

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

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Mount Everest Fallacy

An argument that states that the existence of something before its first recording cannot exist or was less.

This comes from Mount Everest existing despite not being known to the western world until the 1800s.

Shitbagpoliticiaon#34: We shall investigate why there was an increase of autistics when our diagnostic capabilities improved.

Person: Mount Everest Fallacy!

by Hoahobecth April 21, 2025

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