Loaf

Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.

There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.

Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!

by RicMaroo October 3, 2022

Step Loaf

Step Loaf - term used by young adult males to describe their step mum who is sexy as.

There are many types of Loaf’s but the step loaf is at the top.

Oi lads, the Step Loaf got stuck in the washing machine again last night. It was sweeeeeeet!

by RicMaroo October 3, 2022

Almighty Loaf

Some ignorant retarded pedo half drunk - half high who lacks limbs and has flexible digits. And is a fish.

Guy1: It appears to Be a Almighty Loaf cheif.

Guy2: Hmm? Darling you're correct but you are drunk.

by Vr king May 24, 2022

Loafing

To lack; Not aware of your actions; To bait

"Bro stop loafing you was supposed to be here two hours ago."

by 7 way May 31, 2022

Loaf

An idiot who doesn't understand things very well

Harris: Look at that idiot!
Joseph: What a loaf!

by corvette120123 December 10, 2021

like a slice of marble loaf

The thing is "alright" or just "okay"

-This linear algebra lecture was like a slice of marble loaf
- I thought you said it was okay
- Exactly

by KateT_0_0 April 11, 2022

cat loaf

Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.

Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.

Person 1: im so cool
Person 2: LMFAOO stfu jacob youre a cat loaf

by kasii9 November 12, 2021