Deep fry

The 1 fucking thing that Americans do way to much

Person 1: hey can I have a apple

Person 2: sure

Person 2 then grabs the apple and puts crums all over it and deep fry it

Person 1: WTF I WANT A APPLE NOT A FUCNING CUNCHY BALL OF MESS

by That 1 person🖕 September 3, 2023

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Montana stir fry

The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry

Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower

by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023

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Fry Fucker

Fry Fucker, A six foot five inches tall Jewish male with a nine inch cock of which is always erect, he has pubic hair nearly half the length of his shaft, he has not shaved in twenty seven years, thirty seven weeks, and four days. His pubes are singed and crispy, the hairs on his balls are completely deep fried. As his name suggests he fucks fries, he will stick his nine inch throbbing cock deep inside of your fryer baskets with no sign of displeasure nor pain. You can literally shoot this Jewish menace in the head and by tomorrow he will be back fucking your fries.

Frank: Yo jared who's that?
Jared: HOLY SHIT THATS THE FRY FUCKER!!!
Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jared: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by kromosome October 5, 2023

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French Fry

A person who has a haircut that looks like a bunch of French fries. Also a retarded person that is lesbian and that broke up with Ethan

Look its french fry what a retard. Kys

by Gay__shinypp November 4, 2019

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Deep Frying

Deep frying is the act of eating arse so goddamn well, that when you pull away and look at it, it looks like an onion ring.

This is an effective way of knowing whether you have eaten their arse properly, or if you need to improve your form.

*Always conduct a full assessment of the starfish before attempting to deep fry

Girl: “Babe! Stop deep frying me. I’m gonna shit in your mouth”
Boy: “Don’t worry babe I’ll take it”

by ThatButtersFella December 1, 2020

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