Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.

Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.

by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021

Pizza Fridays

On elementary and high school we got pizza every Friday. It was called Pizza Fridays.

"Mom, don't pack my lunch today.. Im gonna eat the school lunch.. it's Pizza Fridays!"

by Every night February 13, 2022

Small Friday

Small Friday is the day after Big Thursday. Small Friday is the day of rest after the Bigness of Big Thursday’s. We eat Salads with a small amount of calories, with small fork, and drink a small glass of water. Note - Nothing here is LITTLE. This is not Little Tuesday. Stop doing little things on small Friday.

“Duuuuude, i’m so tired from Big Thursday.”
“Don’t worry, man, its small Friday. Get some rest.”

by Ozegis September 11, 2021

fruity friday

When it is a friday you can be as fruity as you want

straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me

straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby

by Lil Big Snacks September 16, 2021

Riv Friday

Riv Friday is the phenoma which occurs when it is Friday in New Zealand and Australia yet remains Thursday for the rest of the world. Thus, granting those other timezones two Fridays each week

Happy riv friday!

by Own_thing February 17, 2022

black Friday

A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.

man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)

it happens on black Friday

by vsco peanut November 5, 2019

Dungeons Fridays

Dungeons Fridays is a, slang term for a game show on tv.

Hey mum can you change the channel my favourite dungeons Fridays is on.

by Muntedmango#3504 February 28, 2023