Metal Face

The term refers to the the phenomenon of one's face muscles inexplicably contorting upon hearing an extremely metal riff. It is uncontrolable, many have researched it but it remains a mystery. Why do heavy ass riffs make us do this? we'll never know. Also, those who make and/or play the riffs cannot help it either, and are forced to do the metal face as well.

Put on your best metal face for the picture.

by Mory October 26, 2007

gnome face

A face like you smelled freshly rolled grass.

Gnomie Wonder got his gnome face on, while ruddin' up his yard. Gia!

by Lolboy May 8, 2007

Haslem Face

The natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like ass. The NBA player, Udonis Haslem, possesses a permanent ass face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.

Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.

by muthangya June 10, 2007

Funeral face

The red faced, blood shot eyed wet teared look your face turns to after a good fucking cry with your broham.

Nico: "Man that was a good cry. I feel like a bitch but I def needed that."

Josh: "I know man I don't even know why I was crying I'm not sad... You wanna go holler at those hoes?"

Nico: "aw fuck man you have funeral face we look like shit."

by MANSHACKed November 5, 2011

Face Salad

Any form of facial hair, whether it be a goatee, moustache, fu manchu or long beard.

Rollie Fingers, Hall of Fame pitcher for the Oakland A's, had some of the most impressive face salad in the history of sports.

by Merkules June 26, 2009

pillow face

A woman who has had so much filler injected into her face that it begins to resemble a pillow. They do this because they think that full lips and cheeks make them look younger, but in reality they look like bloated alcoholics.

Pillow face celebrities: Madonna, Priscilla Presley, Nicole Kidman, Courtney Love, Kylie Minogue, Madonna

by Shelley Rogers December 29, 2011

Duck Face

Making one's lips appear to be similar to a puckered anus.

Did you see that girl who did the duck face? It was horrendous!

by Christian-Alvestam November 8, 2012