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duck

1; something you say when you don't want to say anything back
2; something you say when you can't think of something to say back
1; person 1: hey! dude! i just banged yer mum!!
person 2: duck.
2; teacher: so what's the answer, billy?
student: umm, duck?
by gnrfever July 31, 2011
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kiss a duck

Man: "you've had enough to drink"
Woman: "kiss a duck"
by Ndugu Flaco November 25, 2017
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Feeding Ducks

v. dating, but one or more of the parties involved claims it isn't dating
Girl 1: America said they went on a date but Iggy said they didn't

Girl 2: It wasn't a date. They were just feeding ducks
by hahahailuvyouguys June 28, 2012
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Disco duck

(noun)
A person who knows a lot about music from the 60s, 70s, and 80s, but nothing about current music. This term is most often used with scorn.
The old DJ at the party was a real disco duck, he played only his favorites and none of the songs that the kids knew.
by nuckinfutz May 11, 2006
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duck cunt

because a female duck only has one hole for pissing, shitting, and laying eggs it is very dirty hole so a very filthy vagina would be a duck cunt
eeew it smells like duck cunt in here
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Ducks on the pond

~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.
Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.
by Berserker December 9, 2004
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