Brandon is the messiah
by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021
Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is a sweet and caring guy. He always makes everyone happy and loved. He always has a joke and makes everyone happy cry. If someone has a Brandon in their life they are the luckiest person in the WORLD! If YOU have a Brandon in your life treat him well and with respect in every way! He is full of happiness and determination.🎆
by Bunnylifexoxo May 1, 2021
Get the Brandon mug.A person who most likely has glasses, has feminine qualties, and of Idian descent. If he plays video games, probably has the worst aim out of all of his friends. Has a 37% chance of being gay as well.
BRANDON SUCKS ASS!
by Kyle Dawson NY July 14, 2022
Get the Brandon mug.A total scumbag. Brandon will rip your heart out and tear it into a thousand pieces as if it never had any value to him. Which it probably never did. Apart from being a total scumbag to you, Brandon will also be a douche to his friends, betraying them the first chance he gets.
by brandunh8er August 22, 2016
Get the Brandon mug.A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.
by Macee Storer July 6, 2010
Get the Brandon mug.a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.
by mike and jenny March 14, 2010
Get the brandon mug.Hey look it's Brandon. *turns to see immensely fat child*
Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....
Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....
by sexytimeisnice December 6, 2011
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