random (name)

Person with little, if not no, likeable qualities. They have a self-ascribed prefix to make them sound interesting. See also crazy...looney...wild...mental...

For; Me, random dave and wild stan had a crazy night last night. read; we wacked off and went to sleep

by Bold King Cole May 17, 2003

Random Word Button

The coolest on-line button in the entire fucking Universe. In fact it is so awesome, that if you don't use it, then you are a CUNT!

Peep1: hit the Random Word button on UD
Peep 2: What's that?
Peep 1: You're a CUNT!

by NeonKnigtZ666 September 11, 2013

Attempting to be funny and random

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.

When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

random capitalization

to emphasize a phrase. Usually placed spontaneously in the middle of a sentence. It's mostly used on aim or in email.

whoa dude...WHAT HAPPENED on the last season of 24? Jack Bauer did WHAT?

by Serina April 25, 2005

Random Breast Tester

One who tests random breasts either by sucking, fondling or caressing the breasts orally and physically.

Trance

by Trance baby :D March 22, 2003

random act of assness

a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an ass. This act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.

While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.

by Amy W April 2, 2007

Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004