Friends

Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.

Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."

by Jayden, The Masturbator December 23, 2024

Friend-over

Gesture indicating acceptance of mean treatment or embarrassing behavior by a so-called "friend" because you don't have any other friends.

He was making fun of my cartoon underwear, I had no option but to friend-over and take it.

She liked to humiliate me, but the fwb sex was so good, I was willing to friend-over and let her have her way.

by myk247365 December 24, 2024

Bhai Friend

A person you hooked up without knowing he is your brother

I didn’t know i was dating my cousin. He was not my boyfriend but bhai friend

by Meldiwala December 29, 2024

fake friend

stupid pieces of shit that only talk to you when they need something from you or have no one else to talk to

Brad is a fake friend, he asked me for homework answers last night when he never gives me his

by 1anonbj January 13, 2025

Friend

A person that will do anything for you and you will do anything for a friendship is built on trust not Lies

Sarah is my Friend, a close person in my life.

by Cracra0987 October 16, 2019

Friend

True friend wont be the one who laugh when your presenting in front of the class and you mess up. True friend notice your sad and ask hey how are you. True friends aren’t people who say want to hang out, then say never mind i have “plans” when you just don't want to hang out with them. A real friend is someone who you trust and can tell them who you like because you know they wont go make it a rumor.

“Friend”: omg i love you nails you: thanks her: *goes to someone else* ew her nails are disgusting

by Im_not_mad October 16, 2019

Best friend

Your, Best friend will be there for and you’ll be there for her .You’ll get in tiny Stupid fights sometimes ,but that doesn’t matter as long as he/she cares for is there for then you have the right BESTFRIEND .If you have a BFF like that then he/she is a keeper .Love And Cherish you Best friends 💖❤️💖❤️

Mula:Hey best friend
Samera:Heyyyy

Mula:Your the best .Best Friend

Samera:You Too

by Unknown....1234 October 16, 2019