penis

A word that some random dude shouts in the middle of class and it makes everyone in the room laugh.

Dude: *shouting* PENIS!
The whole class: *laughs*

by BruhMad333 August 5, 2021

penis machinist

penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.

The penis machinist said I don't have the clap.

by anonymous August 6, 2021

Penis

A person who has the fattest thumping thunder balls off a cock.

dude 1: Oh man I'm a vag!
dude 2: Damn that sucks to be you penis is the better gender

by thewiseone2000 February 14, 2022

Penis

A ugly little (sometimes big) thing that lots of people like to sit on, suck, get railed by, lick, step on (cockstepping), and so much more!

bruh yknow bella? she stepped on my penis it was so hot.

holy fuck dude!

by gahmin February 14, 2022

Penis

Something every matthew hasn't got

Yo, have you seen matt

Oh yeah that dude without a penis?

Yeah thats him

by Josh C 263 February 15, 2022

Penis

A big long instrument

I love to play with my penis and practice blowing tones

by mommysmilk67 February 15, 2022

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022