Tim Fischer

vb. to get a hand job; not be able to close the deal

Last night Derek brought home that girl but he couldn't close the deal, he settled for a Tim Fischer.

by mstock June 18, 2011

vader tim

someone with his own made up accent. he likes to dick people in cars moving at 120 mph. will do anything you tell him to. his legs are made out of metal.

vader tim just lost his virginity to a 500 pound black lady.

by sdfgdsf October 17, 2008

tim fenlon

Sexy beast who can do a triple back flip off of a Sharknado whilst getting blown by refrigerator in the moonlight on the beach

Wish tim fenlon is a cool kid!

by potato nipple August 2, 2014

Tim Collins

Only the best gin drink of your life. This drink was not invented by Tim, but remastered.
One part Gin, two parts tonic, 1/2 a lime and a bushel ofint leaves.

Man I want a Tim Collins right now.

by Tim Tim September 21, 2015

Tim Baker

A toxic and manipulate person. Will learn all about you and then use your past against you. Likes to shoot up drugs between his toes and lies so much he believes his stories are true. Acts like a hardass but in reality he'd take it up the ass. He'd be sexual with you and your boyfriend. He is a little bitch and dont care about anyone but himself until its to late.

Tim Baker The true definition of a fuckboy.

by [e-mail] June 15, 2019

Tim Bridwell

He's the one in your group that isn't afraid to get nude and is absolutely crazy

yo this party is lame
yea invite tim bridwell, from fbhs, and then it'll be intresting

by this is jo from the state park April 24, 2019

tim vedensky

a short blonde guy has no sense of humor and likes big cocks although his cock is small he likes to say it's big. he is extremely stupid and NOT THICC.

did you see tim vedensky yesterday he sucked that dick so hard

by yosi me halul May 7, 2019