squirt and squeeze

when you are trying to hold in diarrhea.

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.

by shitbreadmaster May 20, 2012

Courtesy Squirt

After you have dropped a HORRIFIC STANK in the poo-bowl, you find the aerosol room deodorizer and give a "courtesy squirt"

MAN ! Billy - after last night's taco feast, when you get done in the shitter, MAKE sure you give a courtesy squirt !

by Painus inthe anus November 28, 2011

Squirt

Means you fuck me too good and I love the fuck outta you. Exactly that.

When you squirt i love you n you fuck me good

by Maackdawg May 20, 2023

squirt

the act of seeing SZA in concert.

"OMG JOHNNY I JUST SQUIRTED"
"WHY DID YOU SQUIRT"
"SZA JUST PERFORMED THE WEEKEND"

by slavemaster123 February 27, 2023

Squirt boss

Im a squirting legend#wap

Damn you’re a squirt boss

by Monkeysucker March 9, 2023

lil uzi squirt

It’s like that one guy with the vision head stone thingy but he’s really horny and be squirtin’ like a woman

I love to lil uzi squirt when I hear drake kiss boys #certifiedboylover

by Kiki_HentaiMaster April 3, 2023

squirt princess

when a fem presenting person squirts a lot or makes a lot of squirting content

"Have you seen her latest post? The squirt princess strikes again."

by anonjeypeg February 1, 2023