My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.

Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.

by Microwave boy September 12, 2022

Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

moist

cool, amazing

dude that’s moist

by mother apologies April 24, 2022

Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

moist

Someone weird or like embarrassing. Can give you the ick or weird feeling, they’re usually a beg. Usually used to describe males who do gay shit like make bands and fake being high or drunk. Very embarrassing and contagious disease xx

person 1: “did you watch ‘daniels’ story ?”
person 2: “yhh... ‘the godfathers’ are too moist”

by flowersdiehard January 2, 2022

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022