mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Mass Logoff

When a group of people upset with the working conditions of a remote job log off/resign at the same time. Common during the "Great Resignation" where benefits of unemployment outweigh the wage of being employed

Let's do a mass logoff because we haven't hired anyone in months

by Martini Drysdale November 19, 2021

Mass shat

1: When you do one too many shits.
2: When you don’t give a fuck about a person and piss them off.
3: A hat you think is cool but is too fucking religious.
4: When you shot one too many cunts.

1: He mass shat all over Damo and Jacinta.
2: You’ve fucking mass shat on me ever since you made me suck your dick.
3: Wow, what a mass shat you got me for my birthday! I’m gonna fuck you so hard bitch!
4: Oh no, Kevin mass shat everyone!

by Fitzionmedick November 19, 2021

Mass Leavicide

A large group of people leaving a subreddit, discord server or any other large grouping of people at once.

P1: Dude, the mods are cringe, mass leavicide?
P2: sure

P1 leaves
P2 leaves
P3 leaves
P4 leaves
E.T.C

by yaGsIenaZ September 14, 2021

Mass •ᴥ•

Better than zylently in every way possible

Mass •ᴥ• is better than zylently... In every way... Possible

by Mass •ᴥ• August 4, 2021

Mass pee

1. Sabji’s name for sameep
2. Public restroom

What the fuck mass pee
Broo we went to the cleanest mass pee yesterday

by sabjiisnotock August 22, 2021

mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.

Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.

by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013