"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."
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"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."
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A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
by oocheeha December 15, 2021
Get the Uterus Knife mug.An iconically large knife named after Jim bowie used as a hunting or fighting knife that got popularized by the sandbar fight. Now used in spaghetti westerns or action movies. Another knife similar to this would be the Rambo knife, which is more of a tool then just a combat weapon.
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