Dirty Goblin

The phrase “dirty goblin” refers to a person or friend who eats there own bogeys.

Person1: “ eww Jacob is such a dirty goblin”
Person2: “scaz the dirty goblin”

by ANTI_999 August 27, 2021

Nod Goblin

Nod Goblin- noun

A fantasy explanation/ or excuse for the men loss or misplacing of valuable personal items or narcotics while losing consciousness after taking powerful narcotics yourself.

Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.

Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.

by J Wizzy August 23, 2022

Box goblin

Noun person who works over night stocking merchandise while the store is close

Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins

I tasked my box goblins with replenishing the toilet paper aisle since covid panic decimated our shelves.

by ANGELISDARKER October 28, 2022

goblin shit

Acts that are considered illegal, frowned-upon, shenanigans or crack head activities.

Ehhh mi amigos es on that goblin shit.

by PhonkeeTown October 3, 2022

Weed goblin

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it

"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"

by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022

jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.

"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.

by kshantik January 17, 2022

Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

by touch grass god June 5, 2022